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Missing husband
Rick was in trouble — He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work.
Then his wife woke up. She looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused and curious, she put on her robe and ran out to the drive way and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new….
BATHROOM SCALE.
Rick has been missing since